Some of you may not have heard of the legends, but i promise you, that you will.
My name is Gillis von Gilligan, Ueber-Chow, Supreme Chancellor of the Multiverse, and Overlord of all paper products and dryer lint.
I am a Chow Chow/Golden Retriever/Puma/Lion/Bear/Mountain Goat/Cat/Chuck Norris mix, hailing from the mighty land of Liechtenstein.
I am 2.
My hobbies include making other creatures my wife, eating paper (as well as mulch, dirt, dryer lint, my own slobber, my own feez, and the occaisonal saber toothed tiger), chasing after things, annexing new lands into my kingdom, making high-pitched noises, licking myself, drooling, and tilti